1. Notes: 133893 / 5 days ago  from brbjellyfishing

    brbjellyfishing:

    babe can i show you my d*ck 

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  2. Notes: 67669 / 5 days ago  from trashboat (originally from yelibun)
    trashboat:

yelibun:

Reading a stranger’s diary from the 1970s

peggy sounds fun

    trashboat:

    yelibun:

    Reading a stranger’s diary from the 1970s

    peggy sounds fun

     
  3. Notes: 19006 / 5 days ago  from nightshadezero
    nightshadezero:

5 minutes into Euro Truck Simulator and I’ve made the mistake of forgetting that I was in England.

    nightshadezero:

    5 minutes into Euro Truck Simulator and I’ve made the mistake of forgetting that I was in England.

     
  4. Notes: 245904 / 5 days ago  from godotal
    godotal:

broken body

    godotal:

    broken body

     
  5. Notes: 936625 / 5 days ago  from lovesexdevotion (originally from melty-wings)
    lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

    lovesexdevotion:

    That was so beautiful

    (Source: melty-wings)

     
  6. Notes: 659474 / 5 days ago  from little-blue-riding-hood (originally from deadtoortles-deactivated2012123)

    dermythosdessisyphos:

    wewillavenge-it:

    nickiminiall:

    isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

    Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

    glasses

  7. Notes: 362930 / 5 days ago  from lipslikemurder (originally from givemeinternet)
    tenofswords618:

givemeinternet:

This is a theater stage for a play

no thats a boss battle

    tenofswords618:

    givemeinternet:

    This is a theater stage for a play

    no thats a boss battle

     
  8. Notes: 147927 / 5 days ago  from foulmouthteddy (originally from nollag)

    thatsridicarus:

    toughgirlproductions:

    hope-you-dont-mind-but-i:

    This is my floorboard

    image

    but seriously

    look at this and tell me it doesn’t look like there’s a tiny dog trapped in there

    image

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    much trapped, less free

    (Source: nollag)

  9. Notes: 190029 / 5 days ago  from chilloutmotherfuckr (originally from 20aliens)
    chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

    chilloutmotherfuckr:

    booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

    (Source: 20aliens)

     
  10. Notes: 70303 / 5 days ago  from jionttt (originally from prettylittlekeegan)

    jionttt:

    euthanizeallwhitepeople:

    princewenyuan:

    the funniest thing is that the tattoo actually reads “part of an asshole race”

    dying

    more accurate is “Member of asshole race”

    (Source: prettylittlekeegan)

  11. Notes: 228237 / 5 days ago  from honky-tonk-badonk-adonk (originally from lol-post)
    honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

lol-post:

Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.

I’m laughing so fucking hard

    honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

    lol-post:

    Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.

    I’m laughing so fucking hard

     
  12. Notes: 367690 / 5 days ago  from butterberg (originally from nosdrinker)

    nosdrinker:

    android1994:

    nosdrinker:

    where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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    bless you

  13. Notes: 83601 / 5 days ago  from ask-edhelmsler (originally from hedgehogsofasgard)

    ask-edhelmsler:

    lokithehedgehog:

    Loki and his love for things he doesn’t really fit in

    This is basically what happens if I try to put shoes on before my morning caffeine.

    (Source: hedgehogsofasgard)

  14. Notes: 872 / 5 days ago  from metamorphosisofmeg
    metamorphosisofmeg:

And you can do it :3

    metamorphosisofmeg:

    And you can do it :3

     
  15. Notes: 39403 / 5 days ago  from bandgeek1207
    bandgeek1207:

So I was at my friends house and she opens her freezer and This WAS THERE. AND I WAS DYING AND SHE LOOKS AT ME AND GOES “ah yes, this is Henry, the freezer skull” and I can’t…

    bandgeek1207:

    So I was at my friends house and she opens her freezer and This WAS THERE. AND I WAS DYING AND SHE LOOKS AT ME AND GOES “ah yes, this is Henry, the freezer skull” and I can’t…

     
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