1. Notes: 1008203 / 4 days ago  from cunt3r-parts (originally from caturday)
    cunt3r-parts:

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

It’s so cute

    cunt3r-parts:

    jocknoir:

    stormcloaca:

    lokiarrty:

    suckmypoppunk:

    unshaped:

    wasn’t expecting this

    but arent you glad it hapened

    its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

    floomph

    oh my god

    It’s so cute

    (Source: caturday)

     
  2. Notes: 476333 / 4 days ago  from tosheeto (originally from fencehopping)

    dekutree:

    fencehopping:

    Chameleon hatching

    humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

  3. Notes: 183491 / 4 days ago  from conniesueknowsbest (originally from erisender)

    (Source: erisender)

     
  4. Notes: 56403 / 4 days ago  from rrrick (originally from astrodidact)
    rrrick:

astrodidact:

Three years ago, researchers fired whisky to the International Space Station as part of an experiment to see how the conditions in space change flavours. Next month, the whisky will return to Earth.
 http://www.sciencealert.com.au/news/20143108-26097-2.html 

Scotland’s contribution to space research. Good job.

    rrrick:

    astrodidact:

    Three years ago, researchers fired whisky to the International Space Station as part of an experiment to see how the conditions in space change flavours. Next month, the whisky will return to Earth.

    Scotland’s contribution to space research. Good job.

     
  5. Notes: 91854 / 4 days ago  from adubs132 (originally from fuckyeahpotterphotography)
    adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

    adubs132:

    well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

    (Source: fuckyeahpotterphotography)

     
  6. Notes: 731613 / 4 days ago  from thecaptainsoiree (originally from apriki)
    castielcampbell:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

Or he made a crossroads deal

    castielcampbell:

    kitsunecoffee:

    brilliantinemortality:

    vagisodium:

    apriki:

    never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

    its happening

    even better

    the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

    and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

    i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

    Or he made a crossroads deal

     
  7. Notes: 130915 / 4 days ago  from emmafrosticle (originally from generalbooty)

    nahthatsnotveryraven:

    in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller 

    (Source: generalbooty)

  8. Notes: 229355 / 4 days ago  from invisiblechickens (originally from profoak-deactivated20140217)

    invisiblechickens:

    twigfingers:

    bornforthismiserybusiness:

    profoak:

    how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

    How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

    Musicians make a lot of money from touring

    when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

    yesterday with ur mom

  9. Notes: 146 / 4 days ago  from proud-atheist
     
  10. Notes: 39124 / 4 days ago  from thelast-thingido (originally from guuest-deactivated20140905)

    killuangel:

    don’t you think it’s kind of funny that we have these characters with magical powers that go on incredible adventures and do amazing things and that’s really impressive but after a while we’re like “okay so what if they just owned a coffee shop. imagine them filing their taxes”

  11. Notes: 70177 / 4 days ago  from kingcheddarxvii (originally from breakingnews)
    kingcheddarxvii:

aidn:

breakingnews:

Buckingham Palace guardsman under investigation after video shows him pirouetting on duty
ITV News: A Grenadier Guard has been caught on camera busting some moves outside Buckingham Palace, but the soldier is expected to receive disciplinary action for his dancing.
Read more here

let him dance

This sounds like a forgotten Monty Python sketch

    kingcheddarxvii:

    aidn:

    breakingnews:

    Buckingham Palace guardsman under investigation after video shows him pirouetting on duty

    ITV News: A Grenadier Guard has been caught on camera busting some moves outside Buckingham Palace, but the soldier is expected to receive disciplinary action for his dancing.

    Read more here

    let him dance

    This sounds like a forgotten Monty Python sketch

     
  12. Notes: 144401 / 4 days ago  from outrunmyself (originally from ultrafacts)
    outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

ultrafacts:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice





stop

why is this so funny?

    outrunmyself:

    ultrafacts:

    panichristie:

    erisdogwood:

    ultrafacts:

    chocolatesprinklesroyale:

    ultrafacts:

    Source More Facts

    Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

    I read that in a sarcastic voice

    image

    stop

    why is this so funny?

     
  13. Notes: 142051 / 4 days ago  from dweebscar (originally from dweebscar)

    dweebscar:

    dweebscar:

    dweebscar:

    okay im going to watch frozen

    um okay why doesnt anyone have ear holes

    image

    wheres the hole

  14. Notes: 125962 / 4 days ago  from jmiah0192
    jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

    jmiah0192:

    Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

    My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

     
  15. Notes: 157839 / 4 days ago  from skeletongrazed

    skeletongrazed:

    shout out to the peaceful skeleton community

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