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from cunt3r-parts (originally from caturday)
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from tosheeto (originally from fencehopping)
humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh
Notes: 183491 / 4 days ago
from conniesueknowsbest (originally from erisender)
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from rrrick (originally from astrodidact)
Three years ago, researchers fired whisky to the International Space Station as part of an experiment to see how the conditions in space change flavours. Next month, the whisky will return to Earth.
Scotland’s contribution to space research. Good job.
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from adubs132 (originally from fuckyeahpotterphotography)
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from thecaptainsoiree (originally from apriki)
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from emmafrosticle (originally from generalbooty)
in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller
Notes: 229355 / 4 days ago
from invisiblechickens (originally from profoak-deactivated20140217)
how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn
How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?
Musicians make a lot of money from touring
when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert
yesterday with ur mom
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from thelast-thingido (originally from guuest-deactivated20140905)
don’t you think it’s kind of funny that we have these characters with magical powers that go on incredible adventures and do amazing things and that’s really impressive but after a while we’re like “okay so what if they just owned a coffee shop. imagine them filing their taxes”
Notes: 70177 / 4 days ago
from kingcheddarxvii (originally from breakingnews)
Buckingham Palace guardsman under investigation after video shows him pirouetting on duty
ITV News: A Grenadier Guard has been caught on camera busting some moves outside Buckingham Palace, but the soldier is expected to receive disciplinary action for his dancing.
Read more here
let him dance
This sounds like a forgotten Monty Python sketch
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from outrunmyself (originally from ultrafacts)
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from dweebscar (originally from dweebscar)
Notes: 125962 / 4 days ago
Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.
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