Notes: 361338 / 1 year ago
from nosuchthingasfiction (originally from dysphorism)
I am still thinking about this
Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.
I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??
okay now i’ll reblog it
sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful
You’re really passionate about apples
Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.
liquefied apple fetus.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.
Can we just talk about this post for a moment…
HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE
Today on the discovery channel ‘Apple Juice: And why people on Tumblr don’t want to drink it.’
Notes: 166144 / 1 year ago
from vdubali (originally from tibets)
Notes: 823 / 1 year ago
originality and innovation
Notes: 126 / 1 year ago
Senkaku/Diaoyu islands diplomatic/territorial conflict, solved the Apple Maps way:
Double the islands, give one to each party
Notes: 216334 / 1 year ago
from samssamulet (originally from shybairnsget-nowt)
Notes: 16 / 1 year ago