Posts tagged "apple"
  1. Notes: 361338 / 1 year ago  from nosuchthingasfiction (originally from dysphorism)
    the-cunning-fire:

soloontherocks:

iwannaforgettheworld:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??



okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

Today on the discovery channel ‘Apple Juice: And why people on Tumblr don’t want to drink it.’ 

    the-cunning-fire:

    soloontherocks:

    iwannaforgettheworld:

    senpaiexpress:

    the-darkmortaldevices:

    gallifrey-feels:

    mellieforyellie:

    scarvenrot:

    mooneymannyinthesky:

    yukitalia:

    8oo:

    youregoingtolovemynuts:

    dysphorism:

    I am still thinking about this

    Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

    So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

    I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

    okay now i’ll reblog it

    sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

    apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

    You’re really passionate about apples

    Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

    liquefied apple fetus.

    I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

    Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

    HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

    Today on the discovery channel ‘Apple Juice: And why people on Tumblr don’t want to drink it.’ 

     
  2. Notes: 166144 / 1 year ago  from vdubali (originally from tibets)
    mythologynerd317:

whale-bone:

tibets:

Mac Bath

WAS THIS REALLY WORTH THE JOKE

It was a Mac. It was already a joke.

    mythologynerd317:

    whale-bone:

    tibets:

    Mac Bath

    WAS THIS REALLY WORTH THE JOKE

    It was a Mac. It was already a joke.

     
  3. Notes: 37 / 1 year ago 
    christmas trolling

    christmas trolling

     
  4. Notes: 9 / 1 year ago 
    good guy volvo

    good guy volvo

     
  5. Notes: 9 / 1 year ago 
    everyone?

    everyone?

     
  6. Notes: 2 / 1 year ago 
    hrhr

    hrhr

     
  7. Notes: 823 / 1 year ago  from thefuuuucomics
    originality and innovation

    originality and innovation

     
  8. Notes: 15 / 1 year ago 
    gotta love london

    gotta love london

     
  9. Notes: 6 / 1 year ago 
    damn you apple maps

    damn you apple maps

     
  10. Notes: 126 / 1 year ago  from theamazingios6maps
    theamazingios6maps:

Senkaku/Diaoyu islands diplomatic/territorial conflict, solved the Apple Maps way:
Double the islands, give one to each party

    theamazingios6maps:

    Senkaku/Diaoyu islands diplomatic/territorial conflict, solved the Apple Maps way:

    Double the islands, give one to each party

     
  11. Notes: 216334 / 1 year ago  from samssamulet (originally from shybairnsget-nowt)

    zomfg

    (Source: shybairnsget-nowt)

  12. Notes: 2 / 1 year ago 
    situation

    situation

     
  13. Notes: 16 / 1 year ago  from knusprig-titten-hitler
    knusprig-titten-hitler:

How Samsung’s new advertisements should be

    knusprig-titten-hitler:

    How Samsung’s new advertisements should be

     
  14. Notes: 23 / 1 year ago 
    Various Artists

    Various Artists

     
  15. Notes: 4 / 2 years ago 
    seems legit

    seems legit

     
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