Posts tagged "german"
  1. Notes: 30115 / 1 month ago  from butterberg (originally from sunsburst)

    sunsburst:

    in germany we don’t say “i love you”, we say “lass mich deine weißwurst lutschen” which translates to “without you i can’t breathe”. i think that’s very beautiful.

  2. Notes: 179924 / 1 month ago  from woosterteeth (originally from we-are-anti-venom)

    sassygayelk:

    solalah:

    goingloco:

    im-the-queen-of-steampunk:

    gemmyd:

    so you can drink a drink but you can’t food a food

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    You can in German.

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    IN GERMANY YOU CAN FOOD YOUR FOOD IN A TOWN CALLED FOOD

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    (Source: we-are-anti-venom)

  3. Notes: 14818 / 2 months ago  from communitythings (originally from havelogicwilltravel)

    (Source: havelogicwilltravel)

     
  4. Notes: 276 / 3 months ago  from 9gag
    9gag: Meanwhile in Germany Beer is called Airbräu.

    9gag:

    Meanwhile in Germany

    Beer is called Airbräu.

     
  5. Notes: 21 / 6 months ago  from atidd
    atidd: Leading Language Spoken at Home Other Than English.  How did Italian speakers end up in SE Montana?

    atidd:

    Leading Language Spoken at Home Other Than English.  How did Italian speakers end up in SE Montana?

     
  6. Notes: 158939 / 7 months ago  from robotindisguise (originally from jackpmoore)
    robotindisguise: theclearlydope: CANNNNONNNN …. ahh son of a bitch. Video Here.

    robotindisguise:

    theclearlydope: CANNNNONNNN …. ahh son of a bitch. Video Here.

     
  7. Notes: 43993 / 10 months ago  from itsnotaboutpolitics (originally from psychofactz)
    canni8al: m-03: frickingloki: mutisija: mr-eridanampora: thisisvodka: mariabloodwell: sngaara: mailichan: Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht … um, dois, três, quatro … Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre Un, dau… It’s not a very good one. uno, dos, tres, cuatro… yksi, kaksi… один, два… một, hai… I’m not sure how this works. isa-

    canni8al:

    m-03:

    frickingloki:

    mutisija:

    mr-eridanampora:

    thisisvodka:

    mariabloodwell:

    sngaara:

    mailichan:

    Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht …

    um, dois, três, quatro …

    Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre

    Un, dau…

    It’s not a very good one.

    uno, dos, tres, cuatro…

    yksi, kaksi…

    один, два…

    một, hai…

    I’m not sure how this works.

    isa-

     
  8. Notes: 11 / 11 months ago 
    german

    german

     
  9. 12 months ago 
    Sarah Jessica Parker

    Sarah Jessica Parker

     
  10. Notes: 8 / 1 year ago 
    Happy German Beer Day Everybody!

    Happy German Beer Day Everybody!

     
  11. Notes: 4009 / 1 year ago  from solipsism (originally from yourfuckingmuse)
    Today: A lesson in German capitalisation

    solipsism:

    Die Spinnen!
    = The spiders!
    Die spinnen!
    = They are crazy!

    Er hatte liebe Genossen.
    = He had kind companions.
    Er hatte Liebe genossen.
    = He had enjoyed love.

    Sich brüsten und Anderem zuwenden.
    = to gloat and turn towards other things
    Sich Brüsten und Anderem zuwenden.
    = to turn towards breasts and other things

    Sie konnte geschickt Blasen und Glieder behandeln.
    = She was adept at treating blisters and limbs.
    Sie konnte geschickt blasen und Glieder behandeln.
    = She was adept at giving blowjobs and handling members.

    Der Gefangene floh.
    = The prisoner escaped.
    Der gefangene Floh.
    = The imprisoned flea

    Helft den armen Vögeln.
    = Help the poor birds.
    Helft den Armen vögeln.
    = Help poor people with sex.

  12. Notes: 32 / 1 year ago 
    Läderlappen

    Läderlappen

     
  13. Notes: 807 / 1 year ago  from 9gag
    9gag: German Articles

    9gag:

    German Articles

     
  14. Notes: 26 / 1 year ago 
    just visiting

    just visiting

     
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