Posts tagged "german"
  1. Notes: 176116 / 4 months ago  from trenzalorefalls (originally from fuckyeahlukemyernaked)

    wizard-in-the-tardis:

    dayofthefishdoctor:

    karemloo:

    fuckyeahlukemyernaked:

    never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’

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    I CANT HANDLE THIS

    are we just ignoring that wand is called a baguette in french?

    the baguette chooses the wizard mr. potter

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    FRENCH

    He is called Tom Vorlost Riddle (-> Ist Lord Voldemort) in german and Romeo G. Detlev Jr. (Jeg er Voldemort) in danish.

  2. Notes: 11 / 4 months ago 
    gotta love this stereotype

    gotta love this stereotype

     
  3. Notes: 1 / 5 months ago 
    I do

    I do

     
  4. Notes: 36449 / 1 year ago  from butterberg (originally from crumpledcastiel)

    sunsburst:

    in germany we don’t say “i love you”, we say “lass mich deine weißwurst lutschen” which translates to “without you i can’t breathe”. i think that’s very beautiful.

    (Source: crumpledcastiel)

  5. Notes: 225791 / 1 year ago  from wooosterteeth (originally from sophmoreslump)

    sassygayelk:

    solalah:

    goingloco:

    im-the-queen-of-steampunk:

    gemmyd:

    so you can drink a drink but you can’t food a food

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    You can in German.

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    IN GERMANY YOU CAN FOOD YOUR FOOD IN A TOWN CALLED FOOD

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    (Source: sophmoreslump)

  6. Notes: 15178 / 1 year ago  from communitythings (originally from havelogicwilltravel)
     
  7. Notes: 276 / 1 year ago  from 9gag
    9gag:

Meanwhile in Germany

Beer is called Airbräu.

    9gag:

    Meanwhile in Germany

    Beer is called Airbräu.

     
  8. Notes: 21 / 1 year ago  from atidd
    atidd:

Leading Language Spoken at Home Other Than English.  How did Italian speakers end up in SE Montana?

    atidd:

    Leading Language Spoken at Home Other Than English.  How did Italian speakers end up in SE Montana?

     
  9. Notes: 167681 / 1 year ago  from robotindisguise (originally from jackpmoore-deactivated20140403)
    robotindisguise:

theclearlydope: CANNNNONNNN …. ahh son of a bitch. Video Here.

    robotindisguise:

    theclearlydope: CANNNNONNNN …. ahh son of a bitch. Video Here.

     
  10. Notes: 256901 / 1 year ago  from itsnotaboutpolitics (originally from psychofactz)
    canni8al:

m-03:

frickingloki:

mutisija:

mr-eridanampora:

thisisvodka:

mariabloodwell:

sngaara:

mailichan:

Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht …


um, dois, três, quatro …


Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre


Un, dau…

It’s not a very good one.

uno, dos, tres, cuatro…


yksi, kaksi…


один, два…


một, hai…

I’m not sure how this works.

isa-

    canni8al:

    m-03:

    frickingloki:

    mutisija:

    mr-eridanampora:

    thisisvodka:

    mariabloodwell:

    sngaara:

    mailichan:

    Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht …

    um, dois, três, quatro …

    Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre

    Un, dau…

    It’s not a very good one.

    uno, dos, tres, cuatro…

    yksi, kaksi…

    один, два…

    một, hai

    I’m not sure how this works.

    isa-

     
  11. Notes: 11 / 1 year ago 
    german

    german

     
  12. 1 year ago 
    Sarah Jessica Parker

    Sarah Jessica Parker

     
  13. Notes: 8 / 1 year ago 
    Happy German Beer Day Everybody!

    Happy German Beer Day Everybody!

     
  14. Notes: 13715 / 2 years ago  from solipsism (originally from yourfuckingmuse)
    Today: A lesson in German capitalisation

    solipsism:

    Die Spinnen!
    = The spiders!
    Die spinnen!
    = They are crazy!

    Er hatte liebe Genossen.
    = He had kind companions.
    Er hatte Liebe genossen.
    = He had enjoyed love.

    Sich brüsten und Anderem zuwenden.
    = to gloat and turn towards other things
    Sich Brüsten und Anderem zuwenden.
    = to turn towards breasts and other things

    Sie konnte geschickt Blasen und Glieder behandeln.
    = She was adept at treating blisters and limbs.
    Sie konnte geschickt blasen und Glieder behandeln.
    = She was adept at giving blowjobs and handling members.

    Der Gefangene floh.
    = The prisoner escaped.
    Der gefangene Floh.
    = The imprisoned flea

    Helft den armen Vögeln.
    = Help the poor birds.
    Helft den Armen vögeln.
    = Help poor people with sex.

  15. Notes: 32 / 2 years ago 
    Läderlappen

    Läderlappen

     
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